Mr. T says -

"This
page is always under construction, suckah! 'fore you know it, this
place will be packed tighter than a platoon of Marines in the A-Team
van, Fool!"

Mr.T throughout American History
The Mr. TShopping Extravaganza!
The Mr. TToughness Test!
Vote for Mr.T in 2000
"I
am the best bodyguard, because I'll take a bullet, I'll take a stab
wound, I'll take a hit upside the head; I'm like a Kamikaze pilot; the
President got shot because his men relaxed."
- Mr. T, in Sept. 1983 issue of Playboy
SUMMARY: Mr. T is a bad-ass, the Secret Service are a bunch of sissies.

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